Ok, so this was a really good and really hard question. My best suggestion is choose 1 of 2 routes:
1) choose an alternate title or variation. I know one sub who calls his dominant “dommy” instead of mommy. There are also options such as ma’am, miss, master, owner, goddess, supreme overlord, etc.
2) become a motherfucking Time Lord. I’m not joking: talk with your girl and find a title that describes your relationship. “Doctor, Master, Caregiver, Caretaker, Lord President, Corsair” are all examples within the show, but maybe you want something else that describes you? Personally I think more people should do thing. Pick a title that means something to you and let it define you. Try to become everything that title means to you. In the words of the doctor(s) “never cruel or cowardly” “the man who makes people better” “the good man” all of this comes to define him. It’s who he is. Who are you?
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably