Daddy's Little Dirty Princess

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
Ok so im not really comfortable calling myself mommy. And neither is my little punkin. But this is definitely a care giver little dynamic. But she's so shy. Ahhhh. Do you have any suggestions for alternate titles? I dont want to use mistress either.

Daddy's Little Dirty Princess

Ok, so this was a really good and really hard question. My best suggestion is choose 1 of 2 routes:

1) choose an alternate title or variation. I know one sub who calls his dominant “dommy” instead of mommy. There are also options such as ma’am, miss, master, owner, goddess, supreme overlord, etc.

2) become a motherfucking Time Lord. I’m not joking: talk with your girl and find a title that describes your relationship. “Doctor, Master, Caregiver, Caretaker, Lord President, Corsair” are all examples within the show, but maybe you want something else that describes you? Personally I think more people should do thing. Pick a title that means something to you and let it define you. Try to become everything that title means to you. In the words of the doctor(s) “never cruel or cowardly” “the man who makes people better” “the good man” all of this comes to define him. It’s who he is. Who are you?


cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably